Feed a squirrel and he'll leave you alone every day.

Brian Spellman
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  1. To treat a person like a carpet, it is necessary that one do the walking, and one allow himself to be walked on.-- Shin'a'in saying - Mercedes Lackey

  2. Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle. - Benjamin Franklin

  3. Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

  4. The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long. - Lao Tzu

  5. He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. - Confucius

More Quotes By Brian Spellman
  1. All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

  2. Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

  3. If the mind fits, shrink it.

  4. My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.

  5. When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

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